"Sorry fella, just finishing off an edit or I'd pen a bio... But here are the headlines:
Born in a tiny village in Somerset.
All I used to read as a kid was Steven King. Always found horror quite amusing.
Main inspirations are music, eye contact and chatting to old folks.
Actually played Rugby for London Irish in a former life.
Studied GeoPhysics at UCL, bit of a nerd at heart.
Oh and I play in a band. Did I mention that? Got an album coming out in a few weeks, Ha. ROCKNROLL.
I live in Hackney, errrrr I met Feargal Sharkey the other day in a National Trust House, he was cool. Let me know if you need anything else?"
Sye Allen. 2019.